So, while Marie Kondo-ing my underwear drawer, I realized that I’ve been wearing the same underwear since approximately high school (this is a slight exaggeration). I decided it was time to treat myself to some new ones because the old ones definitely no longer brought me joy. Seriously, Marie Kondo must be doing wonders for thrift store donations AND the shopping industry. But have you tried underwear shopping lately? This is not a rant about styles, fabric, coverage etc. This is a rant about tags!! Everything has a, no joke, two-inch long, THREE PAGE TAG sewn in. Obviously, this can’t remain–I can’t walk around with a pamphlet of information sewn into my underwear, but to cut it out leaves a scratchy tag stub! What’s a girl to do?!