And I’ve already broken that promise 5 times. Well, I didn’t cry during the Parks & Rec wedding last night, but it did warm my heart.

Leslie Knope is just wonderful. I wish she was my best friend. And Ron Swonson. Sigh. My dream man. I have to say, last night’s episode made me wish I worked in small town government, kind of. In some ways television is similar–in the sense that you work with a bunch of kooky characters. Except that no one actually cares about anyone else!

And because I want to brighten your Friday afternoon, here are some classic lines from the wedding, and the episode after:

LESLIE: “Ann, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault. The rest of you ugly nerds better give me some jokes.”

RON: “You can’t hack into a typewriter. That’s all I’m saying.”
LESLIE: “Can it, Unibomber. This is an emergency.”