THURSDAY TIDBIT.

It’s the TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY of one of my favorites, Tommy Boy. With that in mind, please enjoy the gif and memorable quotes below.

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Gas Station Employee: I’m starting to picking up your sarcasm.

Richard Hayden: Well, I should hope so, because I’m laying it on pretty thick.

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Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?

Richard Hayden: No, your face does.

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Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?

Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.

Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors.

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THURSDAY TIDBIT.

“‘My spiritual position is the outfield,’ I explained. True, I might be a good target for shortstops to throw at, but I’m most myself ranging in the outfield after fly balls. I no longer have great speed, but I still possess a long, graceful stride. I feel like an outfielder. ‘Left field is my Zen position,’ I continued. ‘You can damage an outfielder by making him play first. No man should be forced to play out of spiritual position.'”

–Richard Russo, Straight Man

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THURSDAY TIDBIT.

“Literature, painting, music–the most basic lesson that all art teaches us is to stop, look, and listen to life on this planet, including our own lives, as a vastly richer, deeper, more mysterious business than most of the time it ever occurs to us to suspect as we bumble along from day to day on automatic pilot.”

–Frederick Buechner

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THURSDAY TIDBIT.

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable.”

–Woody Allen, Annie Hall

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I am fairly certain I’ve used this on my blog before (at least once) but I caught the second half of Annie Hall on TCM this weekend and boy was it good. It made me laugh a lot. And this bit just seems so apropro for this week. For some reason, everything has been extra miserable and I’m extra whiny. The temperature in my apartment swings from IS THERE EVEN HEAT ON to OH MY GOD I’M COOKING ALIVE daily. I never know what I’m going to get. Keeping my 6-inch window open when it is 30 degrees outside just seems so…New York.