I NEVER GET WHAT I REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. REAL ESTATE.

Well, that’s not really what I want for Christmas–but it is my favorite section of the New York Times. I love seeing the bajillion dollar apartments that only the owners for NFL football teams and people from Dubai can afford. Mostly I enjoy thinking about how I would decorate such an apartment–and how much I want an outdoor space.

Friday’s paper featured a story on a mansion on East 69th between 5th and Madison that is on the market for a mere $115 MILLION. Can you imagine? The house itself is amazing–but the family who is selling it (they own the Florida Panthers) decorated it in the most ghastly way. You can read the full article/slideshow here.

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