It’s the TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY of one of my favorites, Tommy Boy. With that in mind, please enjoy the gif and memorable quotes below.
Gas Station Employee: I’m starting to picking up your sarcasm.
Richard Hayden: Well, I should hope so, because I’m laying it on pretty thick.
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Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard Hayden: No, your face does.
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Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.
Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they’re called doctors.
Hello? I Forgot My Mantra. 