HEY. I’VE GOT JESUS AND MOSES ON MY SIDE, MAN.

Prompted by my friend Kate’s winning article about the merits of Sandy Cohen, I decided to spend my Sunday evening watching The OC. Happily, I realized the last time I watched I left off just before Seth tells us to dip a toe in the Christmukkah pool during the classic episode, “The Best Chrismukkkah Ever.” And then I realized Monday is half-Christmas, June 25. A Chrismukkah miracle.

I want a Seth Cohen starter pack for half-Chrismukkah.