FIND A COWBOY IN THE MIDDLE WEST TO SHAKE US UP A BIT.

Last night, I’m sure all of America tuned into PBS for the second season finale of Downton Abbey–and took excited note when Lord Grantham referenced the midwest. I did. I don’t delude myself into thinking the show is good–but I do enjoy seeing the house and hearing the upstairs accents. They sound nothing like Adele’s. But, we all know the real reason I like it is because watching it counts as reading a book.