Here are some tidbits for your reading enjoyment:
–I’m not leaving the UWS this weekend.
–As usual, the my mother was way ahead of the game.
—This is so gross. And of course it is FLORIDA. And armadillos are such dinosaur rats.
–Unashamed to admit that I’m looking forward to this show.
–So many pairs of short-shorts. The 90s can stay in the past.
–I’ll take it.
Hello? I Forgot My Mantra. 
Okay: Who can blame you? OF COURSE! Totally gross. Me too! Gross. and Yes.