This weekend went too quickly. I woke up early (for me) on Saturday and trekked down to Columbus Circle (I call this walk my warm-up) to do a barre class. I like barre classes–they are an unusual form of punishment–but I always feel like I get a workout. So I did that.

I met my dear friend Hallie for dinner in Soho and then we met our friend Liz and her bf and his friends on the lower east side. The LES is not really my scene. As evidence, I present the entrance to the bar where we met them:

Here, they only serve alcohol in TEACUPS and the beers come in brown bags.

Next, we went to an arcade. I played one round of Simpsons Pinball. I think my hair looks pretty.

The whole time I felt like the Asian kid in School of Rock (sidenote: someone made this youtube video). I am not cool enough for the LES. And nor do I care to be.

Sunday, I had a DePauw event to attend in TIMES SQUARE. My friend Jenny and I went together because we were promised afternoon wine on the invitation. Once there, we discovered there was no wine.

After that nightmare, we headed to the village to meet our friend Kate for some actual wine. But first we pitstopped at Culture to have some froyo. It was a lovely treat.

Oh, and I watched The Neighbors–it was disgusting. Clearly, the funny parts in the preview were the funny parts–and the only suitable moments for television.