It’s been awhile since I featured Jon Hamm. And I can repeat-feature him because he is from St. Louis. And that is a rule. Plus, he’s on the cover of Esquire this month in an article written by a college professor of mine. The article isn’t good. At all. Nonetheless, he’s a total treat.
Hello? I Forgot My Mantra. 
Somebody has a serious man-crush. Boo.
The author is a college professor? It read more like a love-struck college student, trying to be super clever and cool…and failing miserably. I was not impressed.
Im sorry, the only thing I caught was “Kate Upton, And a Pair Of Scissors.”