“I thought he was trying to impress me, which was sweet, but I wanted him to know exactly who I was, and I told him: I love french fries from anywhere, from the fanciest restaurant to the dingiest diner; I loved them greasy, I loved them greaseless, I loved them fat and white and underdone, I loved them brown and loved them crispy. In my own Let Us Now Praise Famous Fries, I spoke as though telling him my most deeply held beliefs, and in a way I was.”
–Melissa Banks, The Wonder Spot
Hello? I Forgot My Mantra. 
I love Melissa Banks!
I’m not acquainted with Melissa Banks? Who is she and what should I read?
I’m sorry, I thought I was logged in as Chamberville, but that was my confusing comment about not knowing who Melissa Banks is. I’m having a technologically challenged day — my computer is not behaving (or maybe it’s just my brain)
Maybe. Stop commenting as me! I love Melissa Bank–she is not the chick-lit girl she is stereotyped as. She is very funny!